The Worst Possible Take of the Vikings Offseason Has Arrived

The Worst Possible Take of the Vikings Offseason Has Arrived

Hembekides asked his show co-hosts.

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The Vikings have five quarterbacks in their roster orbit right now:

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  • J.J. McCarthy
  • Sam Darnold
  • Daniel Jones
  • Nick Mullens
  • Brett Rypien

Adding an injured, stained Watson just to provide the Browns some salary cap relief is as mind-boggling as it is unrealistic.

The Hembekides theory began Monday when Garrett asked for marching orders out of Cleveland. “While I’ve loved calling this city my home, my desire to win and compete on the biggest stages won’t allow me to be complacent. The goal was never to go from Cleveland to Canton, it has always been to compete for and win a Super Bowl. With that in mind, I have requested to be traded from the Cleveland Browns,” Garrett posted to social media.

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Such trade theories — Garrett for McCarthy — are now evidently fair game after the Dallas Mavericks (NBA) shipped Luka Dončić to the Los Angeles Lakers for a bizarre haul that included Anthony Davis, Max Christie, and a 1st-Rounder. If a Dončić trade were in play in the first place, most onlookers would’ve envisioned at least four to five 1st-Rounders in the deal.

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But jot this down: The Vikings won’t trade for Deshaun Watson. It’s ludicrous.


3 Luka Doncic-Like Trades … for the Vikings

Dustin Baker is a political scientist who graduated from the University of Minnesota in 2007. Subscribe to his daily YouTube Channel, VikesNow. The show features guests, analysis, and opinion on all things related to the purple team, with 4-7 episodes per week. His Vikings obsession dates back to 1996. Listed guilty pleasures: Peanut Butter Ice Cream, ‘The Sopranos,’ Basset Hounds, and The Doors (the band). He follows the NBA as closely as the NFL. 

All statistics provided by Pro Football Reference / Stathead; all contractual information provided by OverTheCap.com.

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