Happy Independence Day, everyone! We here at Twitchy are happily celebrating 250 years of America, but we’re certainly noticing a lot of people who seem to be triggered by it. As we mentioned on Friday, a New York Times journalist said it felt like the apocalypse as a treasure trove of elite military aircraft made practice runs over the National Mall.
Why are we having so many jets scorching over DC? Nerve-wracking. I get 250 celebrations but it feels like the apocalypse.
Krystal Ball’s husband and political commentator Kyle Kulinski saw that “hovering plane of death” and declared America a failed state for having F-35s and not healthcare or childcare.
Can’t have healthcare or childcare but we have hovering planes of death. America is a fail state. https://t.co/ZLJGK3TdOH
Grok says that U.S. healthcare spending hit $5.3 trillion in 2024.
We have both healthcare and childcare. Please let me know if you’d like some guidance on where you can sign up for health insurance, or how to research a childcare provider in your area.
New York City’s commie mayor, with help from New York State’s governor, is already rolling out “free” childcare. In the meantime, we’ve going to enjoy the flyovers from the planes of death.
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